Last week a dopey 16 year old puppet of George Soros was hailed as our only hope for ending climate change. Then it was reported that Thunberg may win a Nobel Prize for her dramatic shrieking. Now to the extreme left it seems Cannibalism may be our only hope. At least that’s what one of Climate Change Mega Mind Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s constituents thinks.
At an event in Queens earlier this week, one of Ocasio-Cortez’s most forward thinking supporters made her case at an event in the Representative’s district. Towards the end of the event, the unnamed woman stood up and made her proclamation. Before completely laying out her proposed action she was even kind enough to suggest AOC’s new campaign slogan:
We Got To Start Eating Babies!
As catchy as that sounds, I’m not 100% sold it is going to play well with Alexandria’s Vegan and Vegetarian fanbase.
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Suggesting fresh new campaign ideas was only the beginning of the deranged woman’s nearly 2 minute rant. She cited a Swedish professor who recently suggested eating dead people, but exclaimed “it’s not fast enough!”. The potentially lost member of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre family went on to say:
“All of you! You’re a pollutant! Too much Co2. We have to start now. Please — you are so great. I’m so happy that you are supporting a Green New Deal, but it’s not enough. Even if we were to bomb Russia, it’s not enough. There’s too many people, too much pollution. So, we have to get rid of the babies. That’s a big problem. Just stopping having babies just isn’t enough. We need to eat the babies. This is very serious. Please give a response.”
Most in attendance seemed shocked and confused by the woman’s outburst. Staffers of the former New York bartender finally approached the looney lady and encouraged her to wrap it up. However, the womans brave solution and T-shirt that read “Save the planet Eat the Children” left a lasting impression.
Once members of the lamestream media got wind of the embarrassing outburst they rushed out damage control. A quick search of the event will now explain that it was, you guessed it…A Trump supporter. You really can’t make this stuff up anymore.