- Diary Of A Mad Black President: Friday, June 24th 2016
****THIS IS A SATIRE****
Hey my dawgs! I’m raging today over this whole Brexit thing, I gotta vent. First off, my boy David “D-Money” Cameron is resigning. Do you know how much work it took to get a homie as the Prime Minister? A long time. I mean… I’ll find another one. Flash a little money, and the greed will show you the way. It’s a tactic I’ve used many times… how do you think I became President?
Oh, before I get too far ahead of myself, I know you guys are wondering…Yosemite was awesome. They have like actual wildlife. You know like wild animals? It was so cool. If you can keep a secret, I had one of the Secret Service guys hunt us a deer so we could have our chef cook us up some burgers…. way worth it. Definitely, a must see.
Anyway, this whole Brexit thing has got everybody freaking out. Personally, I’m just mad because we can’t keep an eye on those crazy Brits anymore. On the bright side, I’ll be out of this job and throwing back mojitos on a Cuban beach, so I’m not worried. Plus if I’m lucky, they’ll all start World War III and America will be destroyed anyway…. I mean, America will save the day anyway.
Some scientist guy, or whatever, was saying that the U.S. dollar is probably gonna go up because of it, though, which is pretty cool. I could buy two mansions with the tax payers money now instead of just one, so that’s a big plus.
I’m not stressin’ though because my girl Hillary is gonna come into the White House and dominate this country like a game of Russian roulette.
Anyway, I could sit here and complain about the British messing up my plans for hours, but Michelle is making us do mandated family time (kill me) so I have to go. I’ll see you players on the flip side.
Your Boy B!
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