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Diary Of A Mad Black President: Friday, June 24th 2016

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Diary Of A Mad Black President: Friday, June 24th 2016

****THIS IS A SATIRE****

Dear Diary,

Hey my dawgs! I’m raging today over this whole Brexit thing, I gotta vent. First off, my boy David “D-Money” Cameron is resigning. Do you know how much work it took to get a homie as the Prime Minister? A long time. I mean… I’ll find another one. Flash a little money, and the greed will show you the way. It’s a tactic I’ve used many times… how do you think I became President?

Oh, before I get too far ahead of myself, I know you guys are wondering…Yosemite was awesome. They have like actual wildlife. You know like wild animals? It was so cool. If you can keep a secret, I had one of the Secret Service guys hunt us a deer so we could have our chef cook us up some burgers…. way worth it. Definitely, a must see.

Anyway, this whole Brexit thing has got everybody freaking out. Personally, I’m just mad because we can’t keep an eye on those crazy Brits anymore. On the bright side, I’ll be out of this job and throwing back mojitos on a Cuban beach, so I’m not worried. Plus if I’m lucky, they’ll all start World War III and America will be destroyed anyway…. I mean, America will save the day anyway.

Some scientist guy, or whatever, was saying that the U.S. dollar is probably gonna go up because of it, though, which is pretty cool. I could buy two mansions with the tax payers money now instead of just one, so that’s a big plus.

I’m not stressin’ though because my girl Hillary is gonna come into the White House and dominate this country like a game of Russian roulette.

Anyway, I could sit here and complain about the British messing up my plans for hours, but Michelle is making us do mandated family time (kill me) so I have to go. I’ll see you players on the flip side.

Later skaters!

Your Boy B!

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  • Peter Marrero says:

    Complete madness in subverting our precious freedom to an Orwellian system of lies and deceit, corruption, and of course being treated like children by someone who has never had a real job, has never served in the armed forces. Surprise he has changed our landscape for the worse, can’t wait until January. He will out of job he was not suited for, and hopefully have a sitting president that’s not the smartest guy in the small lavatory.

  • Pat De Esposito says:

    I find your last sentence confusing.

  • roger elliott says:

    this is ranting of the worst illegal pres. we have ever had. expecting a person guilty of treason to take over tells me we have no hope with that party.

  • Gary says:

    barry is a traitor to this country !!

  • Alvin Arthaud says:

    He is a anti-american

  • Harry Matz says:

    It appears Obama has become a dictator? The US doesn’t need a dictator we need People running the country that care about what happens to EVERYONE Not just the Rich & Poor. ANY OF THESE PEOPLE RUNNING OUR COUNTRY KNOW WHAT A BALANCED BUDGET IS? I would be in jail if I ran my household like this!!!!

  • Paul says:

    I don’t want globalism!

  • marion quinton says:

    He has never had a job..

  • Richard Berryman says:

    This is not funny! He is our president!

  • John Davis says:

    barack hussien obama is a lying, scheming, cheating half-breed, communist/muslim DEVIATE.. He isn`t even an American Citizen.. He studied Marxism for the sole-purpose of destroying American ” GODLY “, Moral Conscience.. Everything he does is for a purpose and they aren`t good AT-ALL..

  • Russ says:

    He is worth for nothing – AND he is NOT an African or of any way – get your post correct

  • Ron Rogne says:

    only person I know who came to America on a student visa and got himself elected as President.

  • Name says:

    Faxed

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