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Diary Of A Mad Black President: Friday, June 3rd 2016
Diary Of A Mad Black President: Friday, June 3rd 2016
***THIS IS A SATIRE***
Dear Diary,
S'up my dawgs! It's been awhile since we've laid it down but I've been busy. I just got the new LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens for PlayStation 4, I got it pre-ordered, and these levels are hard. I do have to say, even LEGO Princess Leia is a hottie with a naughty body. Michelle's starting to get jealous about how much I talk about her, but I think she's still mad about the whole Mandela funeral thing. What can I say? When you've got a good selfie moment, you gotta take it.
So yesterday, I went to Elkhart, Indiana, have you been there? They have bearded people in all black riding in horse and buggies. I mean these people are out there, every time I went to give 'em a pound – they shook my fist… Anyway, I was talking at this rally there and I guess I said something that hurt these old haters feelings, and now they're trying to keep a homie down. You know what they say, “Don't hate the player, hate the game.” I don't even remember what I said. I don't write my speeches, some overweight white guy named Timmy does.
Yet now, all these old dudes who are part of The Veterans Of Foreign Wars, whatever that means, are now frontin' on your boy.
So, they took me to Indiana to talk about the economy. Which is a big waste of time. Look I'm gonna be out of this Oval Office in like 200 days or something, can't a homie just finish out his career in peace, haven't I done enough already? Anyway, I talked about how free loaders are living off of welfare and how those old school patriots are believing those dumb Republicans that big government is bad… Then they get all mad.
Whatever, I signed some babies, I waved my hand, and I jumped on my private jet and got out of there. You know Three 6 Mafia is right it is, “hard out here for a pimp,” but someone's gotta do it.
Anyway, I gotta go, Michelle just made some Pizza Bagel Bites and I'm about to get to the final battle with Kylo Ren.
Later skaters!
Your Boy B!
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17 Comments
This POS that lives in our WH thinks he is so cute, smarter than anyone living & funny. He is none of this. He has almost, by himself, ruined our once great country. I am amazed at some of the things he does & says. If I were he, I would be afraid God would strike me dead. As a nation, we need to be on our knees in prayer about this upcoming election. Hillary Clinton will be worse than Obama has ever been. The Clinton’s are vicious & will stop at nothing for power & wealth.
Is this a racist rant about the liar Barack Obama who should be impeached, I am really wondering about this cause the only thing I like about Obama is he is a liar and a nigger that no one wants to say except me. I don’t know who these black people are in Indiana are they black like Obama and liars just like him, but I do know that some black people are good and does not tell lies like Obama and I prefer not to use the word whopper as Obama keeps lying and expect others to believe his lies, well I don’t and I will always remember him as a liar. Just imagine you are related to him and want to introduce him to friends, you start off by saying this is a relative of mine who is a pathological liar. Notice the person introducing him feels embarrassed and not wanting to reveal who he is introducing. Well I am really glad that I have no relation to him and I truly hope I never hear anything about him for the rest of my life, we will just call it bad carmen or Satan’s deciple and good ridance.
He hates VETS saying sorry to Japan and on and on
You do realize that he didn’t say that he was sorry to Japan, don’t you?
Most narcissist are crazy.
Obumera has been ordered by his masters to destroy this nation as much as he can. The Dems led by the CFR Elites and the GOP RINOs Elites are doing their best to destroy this great nation to get us to want Socialism and the New World Order to force us to worship Satan. Not me no way.
Shows no one has the balls to stop this tin hatted hitler.
1SG Retired
He is destroying our c
ountry
-it is crap!!!
Can someone explain to me WHY I should care about what this Idiot who plays with himself has to say?????……..
is a deceiver
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REALLY? HOW CAN YOU NOT AGREE?
He really isn’t Mad or Stupid, but joined the Muslim Brotherhood sometime after Harvard and is doing their bidding! So, it is very natural for him to want to destroy America; play Golf after an American Beheading; and dance after Terrorist attacks in France!! You will even have more of this when Hillary is Pres.!!! Only good thing, you will never need to worry about Political Parties or free voting again—just watch Sports 24\7!!
Likes to run the White House. And the the people his own way. Doesn”t want to follow all the rules that has been in the White House for years. Thinks he is above every one else.
By his actions and statement Obama is not of a sound mind.
because he’s a effin joke