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Diary Of A Mad Black President: Tuesday, March 22nd 2016
The Diary Of President Barack Obama
***THIS IS SATIRE***
Dear Diary,
S'up! How ya’ll doing out there? I am having a GREAT vacation in Cuba just now.
It’s times like this I wish that I could send you a selfie of me kickin' back on the beach sippin’ on my rum while I write my speech about how amazing a man Che Guevara was.
Yeah, yeah, I know. Y’all think he was a terrorist. But you know what they say, “one man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter.” I mean, just look at ISIL, no, wait, the Syrians, no, not them. The Kurds. Oh, hold on. Which ones are good guys again? Oh details…
Speaking of ISIL. They allegedly bombed a small city in France today. I think is is called Brussels. Something about two explosions in an airport or bus station. I forget what i was briefed on. What do you expect, this is my fifth cocktail!
Anyway, I didn’t want the rest of the world to think I didn’t care, so I dropped my “always ready” speech about the United States sending prayers to the people of, what was the city called again? Oh yeah, Brussuldorf. I made sure I spoke for, oh i don’t know, around 52 seconds.
I then spoke for around 40 minutes about how amazing Cuba and it’s people are, ESPECIALLY Fidel Castro. Yeah, I know. He DID push for a nuclear attack on the U.S., but no one is perfect. And we’re all still here, aren’t we? And let’s not kid ourselves, the guy does make GREAT cigars. Just ask my friend Bill Clinton.
Oh damn! Is that the time? I have to get over to Guantanamo bay. Something about people being held there who need my help!
Later skaters!
Your Boy B!
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8 Comments
This clown thinks everything revolves around him and that he controls all of us
He is lost and out of control!!!!!
Sounds just right. obama cares about nothing or no one except his own wants and desires. He has totally abused his power repeatedly and Congress nor anyone else has made any effort to try and stop this goon.Why are they all so afraid of moving against him?
i would need a day to tell you why I agree that the POTUS is by far the worst president that the USA has had.
I read both of his books after I heard his bull When he was chosen to speak at the National Democratic Convention….and the crazies of the world swooned. Only an idiot would have voted for this loon after that address.
His actions as POTUS have proven me right. tHe guy is a phony, a liar, a clown…..in short a loser and an empty suit.
Obama telling people in Argentina that Communism is close to Capitalism and they should just pick what works for them shows now crazy he is.
Is Obama insane? Let me count the ways–which in reality are far too numerous to list! It is true he hates America, Americans, and everything this country has done for the world, he hates the freedoms we have worked and died for, he hates our Constitution, our Bill of Rights, he would laugh with glee if we suddenly vanished off the face of the earth! Do I think Barack Hussein Obama is insane? YOU BET I DO!
To my knowledge he has never named ISIL as “terrorists”‘ has sucked up to every dictatorship run country, has caused ruin to the economy and seriously added to the crime and deterioration in national security by allowing unlimited illegal immigration
Obama is completely out of touch with the people and so is the republican congress