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Diary Of A Mad Black President: Tuesday, March 22nd 2016
The Diary Of President Barack Obama
***THIS IS SATIRE***
Dear Diary,
S'up! How ya’ll doing out there? I am having a GREAT vacation in Cuba just now.
It’s times like this I wish that I could send you a selfie of me kickin' back on the beach sippin’ on my rum while I write my speech about how amazing a man Che Guevara was.
Yeah, yeah, I know. Y’all think he was a terrorist. But you know what they say, “one man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter.” I mean, just look at ISIL, no, wait, the Syrians, no, not them. The Kurds. Oh, hold on. Which ones are good guys again? Oh details…
Speaking of ISIL. They allegedly bombed a small city in France today. I think is is called Brussels. Something about two explosions in an airport or bus station. I forget what i was briefed on. What do you expect, this is my fifth cocktail!
Anyway, I didn’t want the rest of the world to think I didn’t care, so I dropped my “always ready” speech about the United States sending prayers to the people of, what was the city called again? Oh yeah, Brussuldorf. I made sure I spoke for, oh i don’t know, around 52 seconds.
I then spoke for around 40 minutes about how amazing Cuba and it’s people are, ESPECIALLY Fidel Castro. Yeah, I know. He DID push for a nuclear attack on the U.S., but no one is perfect. And we’re all still here, aren’t we? And let’s not kid ourselves, the guy does make GREAT cigars. Just ask my friend Bill Clinton.
Oh damn! Is that the time? I have to get over to Guantanamo bay. Something about people being held there who need my help!
Later skaters!
Your Boy B!
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