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Diary Of A Mad Black President: Monday, 14th March, 2016
The Diary Of President Barack Obama
Dear Diary,
I know, I know. It’s been a long time since I last updated you. I’m sorry. No, I mean it. I am. I know you can never tell if I mean it when I say that. Wait a minute…what am I talking about, you’ve never heard me say it! Well, for the first time ever, I'M SORRY!
Anyway, as I’m sure you know, I’ve been SUPER busy running the country and doing all the presidential things you voted me in for. In fact, just this week I was a keynote speaker at a cool tech conference in the ONLY city in Texas I’m welcome in, Austin. I told a room full of bearded hipsters just how important it is for the government to get access to their phones and information. Why? Simple. Terrorists. Well, that’s what I told them anyway. I think it went well. They all paid attention to the “APPLAUSE” boards that my SS held up. That’s Secret Service, btw. Not the SchutzStaffel.
My weekend was disrupted (again) by the news that Donald Trump was leading the Republican nomination to take my job. I just don’t get it. What is wrong with people? At first, I thought it was just dumb conservatives who bought into his crap, but the figures I’m seeing, not to mention my eyes on the ground, are telling me it’s not just them. It’s regular voters. Some people told me people that voted for me are voting for Trump! What the heck is that all about? My presidential campaign was nothing like that. I used HOPE and CHANGE. I told people that the country was broken and I was going to fix it. I gave them that HOPE and said I would CHANGE things.
Trump? He's just saying that he’ll Make America great Again. Wait a minute…oh. Oh dear. I think we may have a problem. Diary, I have to go and speak to my wife and get her advice!
Dammit! Michelle is not here! I sent her to some funeral in California I was asked to attend. Like I was going to give up SXSW for that!
Peace out Diary!
Your boy B!
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He is DELUSIONAL, NARCISSISTIC, ARROGANT AND THINGS ARE NOT GOING HIS “CHILDISH WAY”. He is into the “Alinisky” IDEOLOGY AND THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS ARE NOT, so he is angry about not being accepted. He is EVIL AND NEEDS TO BE REMOVED.
Dear Diary; Some of my advisors are telling me to resign my office early, then leave the country before that guy Trump becomes president. They tell me that Trump won’t play nice in the sandbox, he might have me totally investigated, all my records unsealed, then opened to the public. That guy Trump said that he would have Hilary prosecuted. If he does that, then she and her husband Slick, will surely spill the beans, so fear diary, I am now thinking about getting out while the getting is good.
Obama acts like a lunatic almost all of the time. The things he does (and some he doesn’t do), as well as the things he says simply don’t make sense; they are not the words and deeds of someone who is in their right mind.
The IDIOTS who post this bullshit can’t even get the DAY correct!!!! It’s TUESDAY, 15th March, 2016… DUMMIES!!! I LOVE President Obama, he saved this Nation from economic collapse after the incompetence of Lil Bush Jr.!!! Every American should be grateful to the President for what he has done for all of us!!!! Daren D. Theige
he has done nothing for this country but run it down hill.
I agree because it sounds like something B would believe in and write about to himself.