Hacking Hillary: The Debate

**This is a work of satire and to you liberals that means it's just a joke**

Editor's note – Our Russian “friend” leaked yet another one of Hillary's emails to us on Friday. This time to Lester Holt who will be moderating the first presidential debate on Monday. This can't be ethical…

[Leaked on 9.23.16]

Dear Mr. Holt,

Let me start off by saying congratulations on hosting Monday’s presidential debate. However, I’m very unhappy that I am writing to you and not Matt Lauer. You know he was a deep personal friend of mine, but that’s okay. I expect you to show me the same “professional” courtesy that he would have during the debate.

Now, because I’m sure your two-bit news station forgot to cover topics with you, I figured I’d fill you in.

Things we will NOT be talking about: emails, my health, Benghazi, Bill’s numerous affairs, the Clinton Foundation, or my financial relationship with Saudi Arabia.

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Things we will talk about: Trump’s bankruptcies, Trump’s war on women, Trump being a racist, and anything else that WE can attack him on.

I expect nothing less than your full cooperation or there will literally be hell to pay. As a journalist, I know you have heard rumors about me and what happens when someone crosses me … Well, they were right, all of them.

So when you show up Monday, I expect some nice easy questions about how I fixed the economy as first lady in the 90s and for you to challenge and fact-check every single word that comes out of Trump’s fat mouth. Don't be distracted by his child-like hands, he deserves every bit of it.

So just relax, look normal, and don’t worry, no media outlet will question you the next day and in six months you’ll have a nice big raise to look forward too.

Don’t disappoint me.

Regards,

Hillary

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