**This is a work of satire and to you liberals that means it’s just a joke**
Editor’s note – Our Russian “friend” leaked yet another one of Hillary’s emails to us on Friday. It appears to be a request for more rigging of elections sent to ex-DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Just when you thought they couldn’t get more crooked.
[Leaked on 8.26.16]
Dear Debbie Wasserman Schultz,
Let me start off by commending you on the excellent work you did rigging the DNC and making sure that that clown, Sanders, didn’t get his rightful nomination.
I mean … No One’s getting rich with that guy around, am I right?
I hope the new job finds you well and to the terms of our agreement. I really couldn’t have done it without you. To think that that little socialist man almost ruined our eight years of planning, I almost had him … Well, at any rate, it’s over now.
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Now, I don’t want you getting too comfortable in your new role, I still have plans for you. I need you to do to Donald Trump what you did to Bernie Sanders. I need you to make him go away before I have too.
I know what you’re thinking, why now? Well, I made the mistake of calling him a bigot and instead of just taking the insult and moving on, he actually retaliated and called ME a bigot. So, now the press is involved and I don’t want people digging into my past even MORE.
I know that it’s been said before and I know that I control CNN and MSNBC, but they can only keep so much quiet. If my ties to the KKK and Robert Byrd come out, it would reveal my hypocrisy and could even cost me the election.
Then there is the whole married to a rapist thing … And that video of me making fun of a child rape survivor after I represented her rapist in court. These are in direct confrontation with the image I’m trying to send Debbie and they need to stay buried from the general public.
Let’s not even mention the crime bill that I helped Bill write in the early 90s, the damage that did to the African American community … It should be enough to convince anyone that I’m a giant racist. But I’m not! You know me, I just love money and power … It’s not my fault that I can get both by being racist and sexist.
So I need you to work your magic, make this story go away, and then start rigging the general election and don’t give me any of that crap about you only having power over the DNC.
I have always been the next president after Obama, I don’t care if the peasants know it or not, they have no choice. I have worked too hard to get this far and I won’t come up short now!
Get the job done or you can join all the other people who have failed me. No excuses.