Rio Games Turning Into The Sex Olympics

• The Rio Summer Olympic game athletes are going through 450,000 condoms.
• That's right, athletes have come forward and admitted to late night sexual gatherings, and the freedom to express their sexuality while staying at the dorms for the Olympics.
• The organizers of the Olympics games are worried about diseases like Zika and AIDS, hence the distribution of prophylactics.

I know what you are thinking…what in the world is sex Olympics? It's not what you think.

Apparently, the organizers of the Rio Summer Olympics have given out an average of 41 condoms and 17 packets of lube to each contestant participating at the Olympic games. 450,000 prophylactics were handed out and over 100,000 of them were condoms for females. It would have never crossed my mind that athletes at the Olympics would be participating in the type of “extracurricular” activities that have now been confessed.

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Competitors have come forward and confessed to nudity in the cafeterias, late-night orgies, and sexual romps in the grassy areas outside of the dorms.

Josh Lakatos, the American sharpshooter, told ESPN that he witnessed the entire Scandinavian relay team entertaining themselves in sexual acts from his complex, back in 2000. He said, “I’ve never witnessed so much debauchery in my entire life.”

The organizers of the Olympic games, however, are not handing out protection to encourage the behavior but to protect the athletes from the Zika virus as well as AIDS. Brazil is known for having a higher rate than the countries that it neighbors.

I guess the natural endurance and flexibility of the athletes make for an interesting rendezvous in Rio. Yet, to give them the benefit of the doubt, how could you not enjoy the pleasures of Rio? The hot sticky weather, the beauty of the environment, the natural habitat of  Rio practically calls to the animalistic natures of passion.

At least they are protected, right?